Old Biker

A crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and

beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a group of local farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'

The old biker replies, 'Well ... wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.