| U R A Texan
If: 2. A tornado warning siren is your signal togo out in the yard and look for a funnel. 3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 4. You know that the true value
of a parking space is not determined by the distance 5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. 6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 7. You measure distance in minutes. 8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. 9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean. 10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit 11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef. 12.. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. 13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist. 14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store. 15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it. 16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol a Ford F350 4x4 is. 17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'. 18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply 19. You actually understand this and you are 20. Finally, you are 100% Texan
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