David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

# 10...A below par performance
is considered damn good.

#9.You can stop in the middle
and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.

#8 It's much easier to
find the sweet spot.

#7.Foursomes are encouraged.

#6.You can still make money
doing it as a senior.

#5.Three times a day is possible.

#4...Your partner doesn't hire
a lawyer if you play
with someone else.

#3..If you live in Florida, you
can do it almost everyday.

#2.You don't have to cuddle
with your partner when
you're finished.

And the number one reason why
golf is better than sex.....

#1.If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!