Jokes

George and God

An 80-year old man goes for physical. All tests come back with normal
results.

The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George replies: "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so when I get in up in the middle of the night to go
to the
bathroom - poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, Poof! The light
goes off."

Wow, that's incredible," says the doctor.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel,"
he says,
"George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of
his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof!
the
light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's pissing in the fridge again!"