ROMANTIC 1ST LINES & RESPONSES TO THEM

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I thought that I could love no other -Until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.What did you step in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
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Love is beautiful, love is bliss
I slept with you cuz I couldn't get your sis...