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A doctor was so exhausted from his work that when he filled out the death certificate for a man, he wrote his name in the space for "Cause of Death"

American United Airlines flight from Dallas to Cleveland was slow to get started. The flight was overbooked and a flight attendant made a generous proposal for two passengers to stay in a hotel and take the first morning flight. No one volunteered. So, the pilot thought he might add humor to gain the volunteers. On the PA system, the pilot said: "If this helps your decision, I want you to know I am not a very good pilot"! A Loud Voice from the rear of the plane yelled: "Then YOU get off the plane!"