LAUGH YOUT HEART OUT !!!!
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Idea to Deal with Bird Flu Epidemic: Drive-In Clinics to examine people. Rumors
is Quacks will work there. Sure Flu Signs include: Waving the arms up and down; pecking on the steering wheel; crow's feet around the eyelids and bird seed on the seats. . Iran's nuclear program. U.S. is reacting like a married woman to husband's efforts to better himself. "Are you cheating on me? NO! "Yes, but you are thinking about it and could do it within the next 7 years"! So, Iran quit making your economy better using nuclear energy. Besides, it makes US look bad since we stopped building nuclear power plants 25 years ago. Hey, we have plenty of oil!!! We hear government reports and media reports about a "SNAFU" in things like disaster releif. Dictionary Definition of a SNAFU: "Situation Normal - All Fudged Up". (Look it up- It's a military term) Internet Deer Hunting. There are now internet sites where you can actually hunt deer from your computer using GPS Satellite technology. When you fire, real bullets shoot at the deer and will kill them. What happens if an attorney walks by? |