1) The Bureau of Labor Statistics has just admitted that two years ago,
they made a change in determining unemployment.
Since then, if you are standing on a street corner and begging for money for food,
you are considered self-employed!

2) PRE-SCHOOL TEST

Pre-school children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"

Look carefully at the picture.

Do you know the answer?

The only possible answers are "left" and "right."

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Think about it

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It's not a trick question

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Still don't know?

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Okay, I'll tell you.

The pre-schoolers all answered "left."

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?" they answered:

"Because you can't see the door."

Feel pretty silly now, don't you?

I know…. me, too.