An Irish daughter had not been home for
over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why
did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't ye call? Can ye not
understand what ye put yer old mum
thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff,
sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless
harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this
family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to
give mum this luxurious fur coat, title
deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5
million savings certificate. For me little
brother, this gold
Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling
new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a membership
to the country club....(takes a
breath)....and an invitation for ye all to
spend New Years Eve on board my new
yach t in the Riviera and... ."
"Now what was it ye said ye had
become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a
prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to
death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'.
Come here and give yer old man a hug!"t