THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
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L ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"

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C ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

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I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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W hen we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise
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I'm so miserable without you.
It's almost like you're here.
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