FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the
owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up". Soon a local red
neck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The
owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he
would get his free sex. The red neck then guessed 8, and the proprietor
said, "You were close.The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same red neck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in
for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The
red neck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was
3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the red neck said to his buddy, "I think
that game is rigged and he ain't really gonna give away no free sex. "
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged - my wife won
twice last week."!