THE 87 YEAR OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH.

THE 80 YEAR OLD WAS AMAZED AT HIS FRIEND'S STAMINA AND ASKED HIM WHAT
HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.

THE 87 YEAR OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITALIAN BREAD EVERY DAY. IT KEEPS
YOUR ENERGY LEVEL HIGH AND YOU'LL HAVE GREAT STAMINA WITH THE LADIES."

SO, ON THE WAY HOME, THE 80 YEAR OLD STOPS IN AT THE BAKERY. AS HE WAS
LOOKING AROUND, THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED IF HE NEEDED ANY
HELP. HE SAID,"DO YOU HAVE ANY ITALIAN BREAD?"

SHE SAID,"YES, THERE'S A WHOLE SHELF OF IT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?"

HE SAID, "YES, I WANT 5 LOAVES."

SHE SAID, "MY GOODNESS, 5 LOAVES. DON'T YOU THINK BY THE TIME YOU GET
TO THE 5TH LOAF, IT'LL BE HARD?'

HE REPLIED,"HOLY SHIT , EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT THIS ITALIAN
BREAD THING BUT ME!!"