Murphy's Other Laws ... Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. *** He who laughs last, thinks slowest. *** A day without sunshine is like, well, night. *** Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. *** Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. *** Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. *** Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. *** The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. *** It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. *** If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. *** The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. *** Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. *** Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. *** The shin bone is a device for finding furniture. *** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. *** When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.