"How are the two of you going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is
seeing.

"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.

They all board the train. George and Laura take their
respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a
toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train
has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting
tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and
moves on. The Bush's see this happen and agree it was quite
a clever idea, so after the game they ecide to try a
similar plan on the return trip.

When they get to the station, they see the Clinton's
at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip.

To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the
Bush's don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling
without a ticket?" asks Hillary.

"Live and learn," answers Laura
Bush.

When they board the train the Bush's cram themselves
into a toilet and the Clinton's cram into another
toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train leaves the
station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over
to the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door and
says, "Ticket, please."

And you're still trying to figure out how the
Democrats lost that election.