CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER
(Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.)
How to Fill the Ice Cube Tray Step By Step, With Slide Presentation
Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder? Round Table Discussion
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor, Walls And Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Sink? Examples on Video
Identity Crisis: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other Helpline and Support Groups
Learning How to Find Things Looking In the Right Place Instead Of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics and Audio Tape
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost Real Life Testimonials (may be canceled due to unavailability of testimonials)
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulation
Learning About Life: Basic Differences between Mother and Wife Online Class and Role Playing
How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies offers
Redneck's Birth Control

A Redneck took his daughter to the Gynecologist.

They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"?

The father answered: "to get my daughter on birth control, Doc".

"Well, is your daughter sexually active?" asked the Doctor.

"No", answered the redneck, "She just lays there like her mother".