Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee
(Toronto Star headline)

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(Entrepreneur Magazine ad)

Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out
(The Tallahassee Bugle)

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs
(The Anchorage, Alaska Times)

Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming
(The New Haven, Connecticut Register)

Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters
(The Tallahassee Democrat)

Governor's Penis Busy [should be "Pen Is"]
(The New Haven, Connecticut Register)

Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands
(Bangor Maine News)

Starr Aghast At First Lady Sex Position
(The Washington Times)

Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal
(The Bosnia Bugle)

Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow
(Newsday)

Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax
(San Antonio Times)

Rose Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free
(Chicago Daily News)

The Boston Globe ran a story on the Ford/Volvo deal.
The headline was "Have You Driven a Fjord Lately?"