Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding night." She snuck by her second oldest daughter's room and heard her laughing. "That's normal too," she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.

The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night's noises. "Well Mom," she replied, "you always said if it hurt I should scream." "You're absolutely right sweetheart," the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter.

"Now why were you laughing?" she asked. "You always said if it tickled, I could laugh," she answered. "True enough, honey." The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.

"Now it's your turn, baby," she said turning to her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?" "Mom, don't you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full."
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A month overdue

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:

"I have great news, I 'm a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from BSES (Bombay Suburban Electricity
Supply) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma ?

Yes...... speaking

BSES guy, "You! re a month overdue, you know!"

How do YOU know? stammers the young woman.

Well, maam, its in our files! says the BSES guy.

What are you saying? Its in your files ..... HOW?

Yes, We have a system of finding out whos overdue

GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.

Madam, I am sorry...... I am following order, I have to inform you are overdue I know that let me talk to my husband about this tonight, he will speak to your company tomorrow.

That night, she tells her! husband about the visit, and he mad as a bull, rushes to BSES
office the next day morning.

Whats going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours? the husband shouts.

Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at BSES, its nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.

PAY you? and if I refuse?

Well, in that case, sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.

And what would my wife do then? the husband asks.

I dont know. I guess ! she would have to use a candle!!!
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Adventure in Honeymooning !
The newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite, and it turns out
that they are both virgins. Brought up the old traditional way, neither of them
really knows how to have sex. So after about half a painful hour of abortive
attempts to get it on, an idea occurs to the husband.

"OK, honey," he says, "this is what we'll do. I'll go into the closet and you go
into the bathroom. We'll both get undressed and turn off the lights in the
bedroom. And then on the count of three we'll both rush out at each other and
then it will just happen in the middle of the bedroom."

The wife is a bit unsure about this, but since she doesn't have any better ideas
she agrees. So, the husband goes into the closet and the wife goes into the
bathroom and they both get undressed. The anticipation is driving the husband
mad and as he takes off his clothes he begins to get an enormous erection.

The wife turns off the lights and on the count of three they both rush out into
the bedroom towards each other. However since the room is dark the husband gets
disoriented and runs by his wife...right into the dresser. He hits his willy
against the dresser so hard that he passes out from the pain.

The next thing he remembers is coming to in a hospital bed, with a doctor
looking down at him. His throbbing tool is still so painful that he moans to the
doctor, "Doc, doc, how bad is it?"

To which the doctor replied, "That's nothing son. Wait till you see your wife!
We still haven't gotten her off the doorknob yet."