One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the bad behaviour that
was going on.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said;
"Yes, it's true, the Earth is in decline.
95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased.
He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage
them.
Give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?
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.Okay, I was just wondering..... I didn't get one either...

Many of you probably did receive, but thought this was clever. No harm intended.