pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In

Mexicoour glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass

twice."

An Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass

into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He

says, "In my part of the world we have so much sand to make glasses

that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,

throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the

Mexican and the Arab, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we

have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink

with the same ones twice."