Life's a bitch!
Working in the airline industry: 1. We work in weird shifts... Like prostitutes 2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute 3. The client pays a lot
of money, but your employer keeps almost every 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute 5. Your friends fall apart
and you end up hanging out with people in the 6. When you have to meet
the client you always have to be perfectly 7. But when you go back
home it seems like you are coming back from hell... 8. The client always wants
to pay less but expects incredible things from 9. When people ask you
about your job, you have difficulties to explain 10. Everyday when you wake
up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF REMARKS The only difference
is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New If you know someone in
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