A man-made wonder of the world in Tibet RR.jpg TVHero.jpg shows a real winner - read all.
A lonely single man signed up for a night course in English as a second language. He figured he could impress female students with his command of English.
He was told to take a hike in 14 different languages.

W. Palm Beach Airport Security Softens threat. Rush Limbaugh was stopped by security because it appeared he had a gun in his pants.
No gun, but they found a bottle of Viagra in his luggage. He was DETAINED for 3 hours until Police determined he had a legitimate prescription. Life is hard when you are a pimp - Academy award song. .Separately, Pfizer is planning an ad campaign with the slogan: "Viagra - the choice to Rush Lumber"!

Plano Cops & Dog Snatchers Responding an auto accident where a 56 yr old male lost control hitting a parked car, a female Plano police officer lost control hitting a pole and totaling the police car. The weather and streets must have been same. The male was charged with DUI, the policewoman is sentenced to jokes at the police station.
A couple loved a 6 week old spaniel they spotted at an animal shelter so much that they smuggled him out in a bag. Who cares if they paid!!
The major concern of the shelter is they didn't have time to neuter the dog yet. I fear for the remaining dogs. See Cops & Snatchers.jpg

Government gets Waylaid After 5 years of investigations, the Feds finally got a guilty verdict on Kenneth Lay. They were drooling after his $50 million estate.
This week, the Feds became victims of good old-fashioned Mafia estate planning. Now, they don't even get legal fees. Can't impose sentence on a dead guy.

Naked Gun 3 1/2. Korean Premier Kim Jong Il calls missile control General Dip Sum : "Why did you launch those missiles?"
Response: "Captain Yahuu Yung Bill told me he found reports on the internet of the U.S. launching missiles all over the country and from foreign military bases."
Response: "You idiot!! Those are 4th of July fireworks! Hit the destruct button on our missiles!!"
Meanwhile, in Washington, D.C., "Mr. President, this is General Halftrack. Captain Wanna B. Gates says there are reports of Korean missiles launches.
President (after a 7 minute delay): "Okay, let's launch the Space Shuttle!" :
Apparently one of the missile containers fell into the ocean and hit a US nuclear spy submarine and made a ding in the top of the hull.
The next day, the US went into action. They held a UN emergency security council meeting. Let's get all the world heated up about this.
Then, on Thursday, George says slow down -- it's going to take time to resolve this matter diplomatically. It's Hard!
Frankly, I think that anytime North Korea dumps 7 missiles into the ocean, there are 7 less for us to worry about.
Despite intelligence estimates that their long-range missile can barely reach Alaska, people on the West Coast are concerned a missile might hit a roaming caribou.

Watch the Bird Do Do. NASA reports that the shuttle black right wing edge still shows bird droppings. They were first observed 3 weeks prior to launch. The droppings withstood Florida thunderstorms, a launch with 300,000 gallons of water sprayed at the shuttle, and a burst upward into space. Maybe, NASA should use Bird Doo instead of foam on the exterior of the shuttle. Meanwhile, don't get upset when the car wash doesn't get it all off your car. It's hard when it's from a bird. Keep the Bird Flu away from the space station!

Cool Breeze. On Thursday, the Canadian prime minister visited with George. They announced that the open-border policy would be continued. Muslims would be given free passes for barrel rides over Niagara Falls. The Canadian was kind enough to bring a Texan to Canadian translator whose voice was actually heard on CNBC.

New U.S. Embassy in Iraq cloaked in mystery Baghdad locale, slated to be completed in 2007, to be largest of its kind

Leaving Iraq is not an option. As the US started the Iraq war, there were 690 overseas US military installations with 105,000 troops in Europe and another 79,000 in S. Korea & Japan. The troops enjoy the view, when not providing intelligence. Less than 5% of US overseas military was stationed in the hotbed of action - the Middle East. The Saudis told the US to close their bases around the time of 9-11.(Actual date unknown). So, US started moving to Oman and Qatar, south of Saudi. Locations are okay, but not strategic enough. The US could totally leave Afghanistan (Last time Osama visited was 2 months before US arrived).
Iraq is the strategic military base for the long term. We are constructing at least 3 permanent military bases plus a grandiose embassy complex consisting of 21 buildings on 104 Acres in Baghdad. (Largest U.S. embassy complex and 6 times larger than the UN complex in New York.)
Picture story of new Embassy: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12319798/
Don't count on the US military leaving Iraq in your lifetime. The only relevant question is troop count. Doesn't matter whether the president is democrat or republican.