I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us,

"Always try to keep the number of landings you make

equal to the number of take offs you make."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words,

but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering

and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,

you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think

of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.