PHILOSOPHY OF SEX
”Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can
buy."--Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they
want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a
date on Saturday night." --Rodney
Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope." --George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The
other eight are unimportant." --George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake
whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter
what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Apple Inc.)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson
"
no
matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady )
"Divorce, from the Latin word to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.." --Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome,
but
I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
place." --Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful."
--Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they
cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin
Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because
men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld
"Not getting married again. I'm going to find a
woman I don't like & give her a house." --Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams