The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
class, "Which
human body part increases to ten times its size when
stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry,
and said, "You
should not be asking sixth-graders a question like
that! I'm going to tell
my parents, and they will go and tell the principal,
who will then fire
you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored
her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10
times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth
fell open, then she
said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in
big trouble!" The
teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously,
and said, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated
is the pupil of
the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to
Mary and
continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three
things to say: One, you
have a dirty mind, Two, you didn't read your homework,
and three, one day
you are going to be very, very disappointed."
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Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.


But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.


With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.


"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.



"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .


This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.


He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"


One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!


As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.


He realized he should have a
darn good explanation
for the junior Senator.


As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner,

Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual.

Sure enough,
there was the hooker!


Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.


Then,

from the sidewalk,

the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"