My wife and I are going to celebrating our 50th anniversary next year. Pastor Dave asked me to take a few minutes and share some insight into how I managed to live with the same woman all these years.

So I told him that I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

Pastor Dave inquired, "...trips to where?

"For our 1st anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."

Pastor then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Dom. Please tell me what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

"I'm going to go get her."