We Chicago Bear fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Indianopolis Colts fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious blue & white "Horse shoe" on his shirt. We would swerve our cars as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Indianopolis Colts fan walking down the road, with that "Horse shoe"shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to him and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Indianopolis Colts fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."