| WHEN YOU ARE 20 YEARS OLD YOU WANT TO PICKUP A HOT DATE AT THE BEACH AND
DO THE WILD-THING WITH THE 20 YOUR OLD BLONDE BOMB SHELL AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR
SEATED NEXT TO YOU. PROBLEM IS ... SHE LIKES THE 30 YEAR OLD GUY WITH THE RED SHINY SPORTS CAR AND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. NOW YOU ARE 40 YEARS OLD AND HAVE A RED SHINY SPORTS CAR OF YOUR OWN, SOME GRAY AT THE TEMPLE AND AN AIR OF OPHISTICATION SHOWING OFF THE BEST WINES AND FANCY RESTAURANTS TO HER. SO, SHE LIKES THAT MATURE THING OF YOURS SO MUCH THAT SHE DECIDES TO WING IT AND DO AN "OLD GUY". NOW YOU ARE 60 AND TALKING SEXY WITH NEW YOUNG 20 YEAR OLD BLONDE BOMB SHELL AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR WHEN SHE SAYS TO YOU ..."OH! MY GRANDFATHER HAS THOSE SAME EXACT BIFOCALS!"... |