Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife
was really upset. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the drive way that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 4 seconds

AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the drive way. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the drive way,
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

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Just in From Italy and specifically from the desk of Giulio Fariseo (my friend)

un giorno mio nonno mi disse:

TI DO 5 DOLLARI... ..
MANGIA... BEVI... E NON FAR CAMBIARE!!!!!

One day my grandfather told me:
Take this $5......
Eat.........Drink...but keep it whole (dont change it into smaller bills)!!!!!..