LARRY GETS A TATOO

Larry gets home late one night and his wife,

Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."


"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"


I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.


"What the hell were you thinking?" she said,


Shaking her head in disdain.


"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred


dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"


"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.


Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.


Three, I like how money feels in my hand.


And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you


can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you


want."