A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly the wife collapses
from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The
husband runs off to find a doctor, and soon returns. He picks up his
putter, and lines up his shot.

His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm DYING
over here and you're PUTTING?"

"Don't worry dear", says the husband. "I found a doctor on the second
hole and he's coming to help you!"

"How long will it take?" she asks gasps.

"No time at all", says her husband, putting the ball. "Everyone agreed
to let him play through"!


Patrick Brassel
charbrassel@earthlink.net
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