My wife and I are going to celebrating our 50th anniversary next year. Pastor Dave asked me to take a few minutes and share some insight into how I managed to live with the same woman all these years.

So I told him that I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

Pastor Dave inquired, "...trips to where?

"For our 1st anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."

Pastor then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Dom. Please tell me what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

"I'm going to go back to China and get her."