An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to
the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is indeed pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, & crying, the mother says,
"who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed & in an Armani suit steps out of the of the
Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me
of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house,
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000
bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You f*** her again."