Biggest hole in the world?

 

Be sure to see the last major holes.
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<> <>If you yelled for 8 years,
7 months and 6 days<>
you would have produced
enough sound energy

to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently

for 6 years and 9 months,

enough gas is produced

to create the energy of

an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates

enough pressure when it

pumps out to the body to

squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live

nine days without its head

before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head

against a wall

uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis

cannot copulate while its head

is attached to its body.

The female initiates sex

by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home What the...?!)


The flea can jump

350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.....lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over

27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over

50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body

is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live,

on average, nine years longer

than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals

that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows

under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is

bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are

the only species that have

sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

(love that pig....!)